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Date 07 December 2000 - self-induced paranoia

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I title todays entry Self-Induced paranoia. Why?
Because the world if after YOU. Yes the world is after you.

Q, What do you mean?
A, The world is after YOU.

Work it out.

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New Years Party. COME AND CHILLOUT IN THE

PALACE OF AWAKENING.

3 day chillout party at Zaks house(PALACE OF AWAKENING)

. New Years Eve.

As with last year. Whether your are hippy a Zippy a new age businessman, non labelistic, witches Vampires,Green Angels, the Warp experience, AST computers Staff, Brewsters collective(that includes you MARK!), Tony and the north london collective, Matt & Henry and crew, Henry & Matt and Crew, Hanna and Crew, Deirdre and crew, and all those who know me....... Be there or be triangle,

im only expecting a hand full of people. It nice to relax on such an lovely day.

Not an open house. If you know me be there.

3 Rooms of Ambient chill, Bring your records bring food.

Basically its a chillout "stepping stone" to your party land.

Whats New?

Physically I feel great. STILL NO SMOKING.

Meditation has merged into my daily life. Looking forward to Yoga.
Still loving life.
Things have been ironing out.
New flat mate.

Flooded the downstairs flat...oops..Sorry Frank.

Q, How many stars are in this column?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A, None. There are only moons. Thank you sugar-plum fairy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My answer to the social problems that exist in the world.

(Please understand that this im my plan if you dont agree please send a mail to Idontagreetozakstheoryonsocialreform@zak.net)

ZAKS SOCIAL REFORM AND ANSWER TO THE LIFE AND UNIVERSE.

FINALLY AFTER BILLIONS OF YEARS IT IS HERE....

BELIEVE IN LOVE

however for you non-believers here are a few simple "believe in love" observations.

1, love is life

1, love is not hate

2, it is possible to hate love.

3, love to love.

4, love is lovely.

5, we love love .

live is actually a mispelling of love. The I denotes "I" as the supreme being the one and only YOU.

 

New theory.

For you to understand this theory you will have to follow the rules. If you do not you will not understand this new exciting theory.

1, Believe that you are an alien reading the text.
2, Believe that your Name is Zog
3, Smile for the rest of your life.
4, Tell no one that you are actually a ZOG.

Theory
You will probably meet 100 Zogs in your life time. But statistically you will never know it. However if I approach you and say ARE YOU A ZOG. you must reply "YES I AM A ZOG".

If you think this is not a theory but scam from the Zak.net community you are mistaken. If you don't believe there is a Zak.net community and that it is just me that is typing all this, you are VERY WRONG. We have 16 Zogs employed and 14 Zigs.

Q, Zak have you lost your mind?

A, No

Q, Are you a Zog?
A, a;lsdjflajsdf;lkajsd;lfja;ldsjflajsedlfalsdfjklaj SERVER ERROR 404

THE POETRY STORY

A couple of years ago I thought Id go down to the EMBANKMENT with my harmonica and BUSK. Although I was very secure in my job I just wanted to have a view of "the other side".

Well I went in disguise and played my harmonica. For the first hour people would just walk by. NOTHING. NOT A PENNY.  Although the view was nice. OI JOE PUBLIC GIVE ME YE OLE POOR BUSKER A CHANCE IN LIFE. OI MR FILM PRODUCER SEE THIS BUSKER AND GIVE HIM A STARING ROLE.

After a while my self esteem was down to nothing. It was me Im crap. I didn't actually believe it I just wanted to get in the head of a real busker, not that I am not real...ahhh you know what I mean.

Anyway the pain within my soul elevated to a point that I screamed. That turned a few heads. Ah I got it my music isn't enough er?

Right so I started to act with my harmonica. Im not talking Shakespear here just a little dance and a swing to create a funky type of vibe. A few smiles and laughs later I continue, but this time progressing onto spoken works. THEN THE MONEY ROLED IN. It wasn't because people were feeling sorry for me. The rewarded me for giving them energy.

I was stopped quite a few times by travellers, General street performers.

It was just the experience I needed. I even met a reformed alcoholic that said that what I was doing was just what he loves now. He spent his whole life in denial.

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