A Class of Mushrooms - The End of the Loop hole

TODAY MAGIC MUSHROOMS BECAME CLASS A- WHICH MEANS YOU CAN NOT SELL THEM ANY MORE. IF YOU DO YOU WILL GET IMPRISONED FOR LIFE!. 

I walked through Camden Town today. What no magic mushrooms? Yep they are no longer for sale. I spoke to an ex mushroom seller who informed me that there had already been a spate of arrests in Camden. These mushroom dealers were free to sell "shrooms" yesterday! but today they would be criminals that could serve a maximum of 25 years for there crime. WHAT? Yesterday customs and excise were receiving 17.5% VAT (tax) on these imports!. The bill (law) was based on the estimated loss of earning to the economy was 1 million per year? What does that mean. Basically if Blair didn't close the loophole (fresh mushroom are not "prepared" and thus were legal to sell) the opposition would jump on him and he would be seen as being soft on "mushys". Imagine!

"BLAIR SOFT ON MUSHYS!"

"BLAIR BACKS THE MUSHROOMS"

(STANDARD ZAK GIBERISH FOLLOWS AS TO CONFUSE THE MINDS OF THE AVERAGE READER THAT MAYBE READING TOO FAR INTO THIS, THE GIBBERISH ENDS WITH THE $$$)

-------IGNORE THE GIBBERISH IF YOU ARE CONSCIOUS------------

***Read no more....Its all Gibberish!!!****

****Don't do it****

Not that I condone taking such mind bending drug as these innocent little alice in wonderland objects. Nor do I condone these ruthless dealers exploiting the law and identifying loopholes. Nor do I condone millions of people taking natural plants and herbs to heal themselves. I also do not condone those who dare to find alternative health. I also do not condone people who decide to opt out of the "system". We need the oil from other countries. Lets get those big countries to swallow up those innovative companies that decide to change the world. Lets all support the government.

What would happen if we walked around saying "hey Blair thank you for bombing countless civilians. Well done!"

"How about Good one Blair now the supplement laws have come in we can not heal ourselves" Thank you Blair

Or

"Hey lets have a MORE ARMS TO AFRICA" campaign.

Even better lets sell loads of weapons to a "developing" country. Give it to them on credit make their country get so in debt that it kicks of a civil war. We can then send in the peace keeping troops to sort out the mess. And as a deal we'll write  50% of the debts off. HAVE A BIG CONCERT AS WELL, WIN THE OLYMPIC GAMES. (we started work on it about 10years ago!) This way we can prepare the Knights templer for the resurrection of the Holy Grain that is being transported as we speak to the alter of the "third" resurrection. This way the transmissions from the third scope (millenium dome) will interface with the ultra violet light that is being caused by the thinning of the Ozone layer (happens every 120000 years) and allow the third eye to open and the gateway of divine manifestation will alight into a deep cosmos and we will all transmuticate across scared oceans of unparalleled waters.

OR!!!

I can stop speaking complete rubbish and we can all unite and say hey lets transform our selves and get well. 

HOW DO I EAT WELL AND TRANFORM MY LIFE?

1, EAT LESS COOKED FOODS.

2, STUDY ENZYMES.

3, EAT HEMP PROTEIN.

4, 3 TABLESPOONS OF HEMP OIL DAILY.

5, DRINK WATER 1/2 HOUR B4 A MEAL NOT DURING.

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